Coworker: Are you on a diet?
Me: No, why?
C: You're having one small pear for lunch?
M: No. I just finished eating. That's why this tupperware here is empty.
C: What'd you have?
M: Oh, just some leftover chicken stuff. And this pear.
C: Are you on a diet?
M: No, why?
C: That's a small tupperware.
M: I'm a small guy. I have a small stomach. You having lunch?
C: No, I'm on a diet.
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